I clicked on your link and I was all “WTF Man” that shit is tight. You fucking fixed that shit. Like a boss. The tip of my penis is a bit raw from rubbnig against my zipper. Thank fuck I have a half inch of foreskin left or I would be picking sparks out of my urethra. Thats right. I went for a jog, and the inside of my dick was burning like a code 9 at a fireworks factory. It was so hot I wasn’t pissing blood, I was shooting sparks.
My balls are like a hand-grenade, and Jesus pulled my pin. Dave Mustane forever.
I enjoy this site and appreciate the content. Mind if I go off topic? I am viewing this on my new ipad and am having problems reading it. Any suggestions? Well done. I am definitely bookmarking this and will tell all my friends.
I clicked on your link and I was all “WTF Man” that shit is tight. You fucking fixed that shit. Like a boss. The tip of my penis is a bit raw from rubbnig against my zipper. Thank fuck I have a half inch of foreskin left or I would be picking sparks out of my urethra. Thats right. I went for a jog, and the inside of my dick was burning like a code 9 at a fireworks factory. It was so hot I wasn’t pissing blood, I was shooting sparks.
My balls are like a hand-grenade, and Jesus pulled my pin. Dave Mustane forever.
I enjoy this site and appreciate the content. Mind if I go off topic? I am viewing this on my new ipad and am having problems reading it. Any suggestions? Well done. I am definitely bookmarking this and will tell all my friends.
Haha, I get those all the time aksimet or whatever it’s called sorts out my anus just fine. Also, toxicnacho is now linked on my shit.